Vegeta and the Teletubbies
Goku: Hmmm I have all seven dragonballs what should I do? Hmmm no one to wish back to life I guess I can have a little fun with this. ::summons dragon::
Shenlong: You have awaken me you get two wishes.
Goku: Woo Hoo Lets see for my first wish I would like PIE!
Shenlong: ::sweatdrop:: Ok...Your wish will be granted.
A pie appears in front of Goku and he eats it with one bite.
Goku: Wow I have one more wish lets see. ::smiles devilishly:: I wish that Vegeta would have to spend one day as a cast member on the Teletubbies.
Shenlong: Your wish shall be granted.
Vegeta: ::suddenly transported to a happy sunny field:: What the Heck?
Goku: ::Runs home a flips on his T.V.::
Vegeta: What the heck is going on here?
LaLa: LaLa!
Vegeta: God No! What kind of sick joke is this?!
Teletubbie Narrator: Lala it looks like you have a new friend.
Vegeta: Heck no I am not this big yellow baka's new friend.
Teletubbie Narrator: LaLa why don't you give your new friend a hug.
Vegeta: No!
Lala: ::Hugs Vegeta:: LaLa!
Vegeta: ::punches LaLa:: Stupid piece of-
Teletubbie Narrator: Now, Now, Vegeta don't say those kind of words in front of LaLa you'll hurt her feelings.
Vegeta: I don't give a f***
Teletubbie Narrator: Vegeta! Don't use that kind of language.
LaLa: ::Hits Vegeta and waves her finger scolding him:: LaLa!
TinkyWinky: TinkyWinky!
Vegeta: What the heck! There are more of these things?!
Po: Po!
Dipsy: Dipsy!
Teletubbie Narrator: Look Dipsy a bunny. Do you like the bunny?
Dipsy: ::claps hands:: Bunny! Bunny!
Teletubbie Narrator: Do you like the Bunny Vegeta? Give the bunny a hug!
Vegeta: ::Blasts the bunny::
Po: Uh Oh!
Teletubbie Narrator: Where did the bunny go Po?
Po: ::Picks up dead mangled bunny:: Bunny go bye bye.
Vegeta: ::Blast Bunny again this time there is nothing left of the bunny::
Po: ::cries::
TinkyWinky: ::slaps Vegeta with his purse::
Vegeta: ::Blows up TinkyWinkys purse:: Consider that a favor you homosexual.
TinkWinky: Big Hug
Vegeta: I don't think so get the f*** away from me!
Teletubbie Narrator: I think Vegeta needs a hug from everyone because he's using sad language.
::All the Teletubbies hug Vegeta::
Vegeta: That's you Narrator Punk I'm going to kick your a** as soon as I get out of her if you tell these freaks to hug me one more time.
Teletubbie Narrator: Lets play a game!
All except Vegeta: A Game! A Game!
Vegeta: I'm not playing a stupid game!
::Sitting in Duck Duck Goose Circle. TinkyWinky is the tagger::
TinkyWinky: Duck Duck Duck Goose. ::Says Goose on Vegeta::
Vegeta: ::Instead of chasing TinkyWinky around the circle he blasts him to bits::
Teletubbie Narrator: ::In shock because TinkyWinky is now dead:: Uh.. don't worry everyone TinkyWinky is just sleeping.
Vegeta: ::under his breath:: only three more to go.
::Vegeta and Po are on the set for the next scene alone::
Teletubbie Narrator: Po and Vegeta are going on a trip and they are going to drive in a car.
Vegeta: ::Driving the car which suddenly breaks down. In sarcastic Po like voice ::Uh Oh!
Po:
Vegeta: dumb a** ::Runs over Po and repeatedly backs up and runs over him again. Now Po is dead.::
Teletubbie Narrator: Aww now Po went to sleep too!
Vegeta: ::sighs:: only two more.
LaLa: ::taps Vegeta constantly:: Tag! Tag!
Vegeta: ::Pushes LaLa off the cliff:: Tag!
Teletubbie Narrator: Uh gee looks like LaLa went to sleep too!
Vegeta: Yeah permanently.
Dipsy: Tea Party!
Vegeta: No fu**** way. ::Blows up Dipsy::
Teletubbie Narrator: That's it for our show today.
Vegeta: ::laughs menacingly and runs out of the studio::
The End!